Boredom

Boredom is spending two hours Wikipedia-ing the Maldives.

Boredom is considering getting an early start on writing your parents’ eulogies so that they’re representative of actual life and not clichés stemming from hindsight.

Boredom is planning to google what the difference is between Latinas and Latinos.

Boredom is spending $33.00 on eBay on a pencil sharpener for vegetables.

Boredom is reading the “sent” section of your email interface after every single email you send, to see how you come off to others.

Boredom is going to the bathroom every hour to fake-piss just to look in the mirror, lift up your shirt and check your hairline’s recession progress.

Boredom is what I get paid $26 an hour to endure, and these have been its manifestations.

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